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shredded cheddar cheese should be called shreddar cheese.

No, lady wandering the parking lot, as tempting as it is, I will NOT buy your stuffed elmo so you can " get gas to drive to wherever ". Maybe you shouldn't have left the house without any gas and only a car full of stuffed animals?

creepy weird hippy man to bank teller: "you eat well your skin shows it, I don't carry cash, I haven't seen your teeth yet so I don't know how good they look. you've been blessed, you get a good man and don't mess it up with him."

The secret to moving quickly on 28th street is using 29th street.

cops don't like it when you speed past them, it emasculates them.

you'd think walgreens would be a relatively safe parking lot until you realize how many old people are zoomin in and out of it to get their drugs which probably impairs their ability to drive...drive safe.

Now, its a "You got talent" show, so it may be weird...but this drag queen is good at what she does. And after reading the translations to the song, it's pretty good.

This is just an epic win on so many levels.

I don't know what a cheetah girl is. I do know who Disney is, though, and if you are trying to get away from the wholesome disney look, this is NOT the way to do it.

LOL SHIT, I just realized Perez Hilton basically blogged the same thing I was thinking, he posts" Kiely Williams, formerly a part of Disney's The Cheetah Girls, is trying wayyy too hard in her new single and video "Spectacular."

That's what I was going to say...am saying... trying way too hard.

If you want to be one of those skanky celebrities, you go out and be a skanky celebrity. You don't wear underwear and you let the papparazzi snap a pic of your cootchie, not make a music video about it.

" I don't even remember his name but he could get it again " REALLY? Skank please, this dread-locked dude in the video looks creepy and rapey as hell. Especially when he's coming at me swinging his head in the music video. He looks like something from twilight all blue and shit. Just because a boy buys you a drink doesn't mean you go fuck him alright?

And did I mention the singing sucks too? I guess that's just commonplace and assumed these days.

Chinese Fire Drill!

It's hard to reject stereotypes about asians being bad drivers when they jump out of their car at an intersection to ask for directions from the car behind them. I sat through this light twice because of this, also you may notice the other idiot, in the oncoming traffic lane trying to pass all this nonsense, he got stuck and blocked traffic as well. Wow people are good drivers. Need I mention that this is also at an intersection where there's 3 schools with kids walking everywhere.

I pulled up behind this car while I was delivering pizzas the other day. Not only does the word "molesta" sound like molest or molestor, but even the spanish translation has a negative sound to it : " grievous, annoying, oppressive, heavy, troublesome". Why would I want to hire anyone from either of these categories??? lol!

1.Good reading. (tucker max:I hope they serve beer in hell, some of those stories will scare the shit out of you.) 2. Good lubiricant. You don't want to rip your asshole. 3. Good matches. These are only good because they have a unicorn on them. But also they make the bathroom not smell like your asshole for the next person who needs to use it.

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